Friday, March 03, 2017

La bulle de San Francisco

Le Chronicle a publié un article avec photos, présentant les 35 signes qui montrent bien que vous êtes partie de la bulle san franciscaine.
Morceaux choisis
1)   Vous ne connaissez pas de républicains mais vous vous demandez si vous n’en êtes pas un parce  que vous soutenez la « naked-guy towel ordinance » ****
2)   Vous avez payé 15€ une tasse de café préparée à partir de grains récoltés à la main.
3)   Quand vous allez dans un ball park autre que le AT&T,  vous cherchez les frites à l’ail.
4)   Vous n’avez pas vu un ordinateur Windows PC depuis 2001
5)   Vous parlez plus à votre coach qu’à votre thérapeute.
6)   Vous êtes amoureux (se) de votre acupuncteur.
7)   Vous dépensez 500$ par an pour faire promener votre chien.
8)   Quand on parle de « The city », pour vous, c’est San Francisco
9)   Vous ne sourcillez pas pour payer  11 $ un jus fraîchement pressé pomme-celeri-choux et vous avez l'impression de faire une affaire en payant 2,50 $ pour un cookie.
10)  Vous ne sortez jamais sans veste  parce qu’avec le brouillard à 50°F, on est gelé.
11)   Vous n’êtes pas allés depuis plus de dix ans au Pier 39 à cause des aboiements des phoques, et pire, de tous ces touristes !
12)  Vous êtes devenu expert dans la fabrication de repas organiques, vegan, sans fruits secs, sans produits laitiers, sans gluten.... pour satisfaire tout invité a diner chez vous.
13)    Vous affirmez qu’aucun de vos amis san franciscains n’a voté pour Trump même si dans votre fore intérieur, vous savez bien que ce n’est pas vrai.

*****(NdT)  A San Francisco,  la nudité est autorisée dans la rue, contrairement à Berkeley ou San José. Cette proposition de loi interdirait les restaurants aux nudistes et les obligerait à poser une serviette sur les bancs publics avant de s’asseoir .


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